How I know I'm in the South

August 6, 2015

  • Publix, Waffle House, Bojangles', Food Lion
  • Cheerwine soda
  • Cashiers say "have a blessed day"
  • Churches everywhere
  • BBQ everywhere
  • At Gander Mountain:
        Me: I'm here to pick up an online order.
        Cashier: Is it a gun?